The solution was to turn this into a creature to make it more vulnerable, and thus give other players additional ways to get rid of it
It will have haste and dethrone
However, because this card replaces itself with two tokens that add up to the original creature, youre really not losing anything
If it survives for a few turns and you can establish some Settlement tokens, Preston Garvey, Minuteman can swing to untap all those enchanted lands and whichever other permanents have auras attached
If players focus on distributing rad counters, The Wise Mothman can quickly buff itself with +1/+1 counters
"If you think you've see the image, I'll tell you this: both the real artwork and the bogus artwork that I've seen feature a man kneeling in vaguely Renaissance-like clothing," states Howell