Even if no, especially if youre playing Voltron, the ability to produce a hasty swing of, on average, 20 or so damage, with eggs spread around multiple baskets, is clutch
Heres my own personal suggestion: Combine a relatively lenient cut-off point with the requirement for teachers to sit the very exams for which they will be teaching (e.g., A-levels in the UK
We could also grab Sifter of Skulls, an Eldrazi that replaces out felled creatures with Eldrazi Scions that can self-sacrifice to provide colorless mana
Part of what makes Green the strongest color is having access to Gene Pollinator and Galactic Wayfarer at Common and it makes Dauntless Scrapbot the Wayfarer at home that I take quite highly when Im not in Green (especially if I have a lot of double-pip spells)
If the name were Curse of the Fire Giant, and you replaced the art with non-jokey art, and removed the flip aspect, then it would be a commonly played card, as the mechanics are in flavor for Red and work well at the kitchen table
The Pokmons breath is used to add another layer to the illustration, as it spreads across Bloodmoon Ursalunas body and pools at its feet like clouds